She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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