absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i already hear my dad disowning me
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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