I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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