we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
