hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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