I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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