That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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