he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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