the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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