But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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