I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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