You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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