If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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