I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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