NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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