There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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