so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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