i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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