question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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