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say what?
wanna hang out?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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