Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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