The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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