Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
