I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just high enough for therapy.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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