:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
dude. I can hear the air.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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