Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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