i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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