doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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