I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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