Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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