no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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