ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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