he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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