This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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