It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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