what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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