he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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