He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I am one with the molecules
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
