Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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