i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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