he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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