just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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