idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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