i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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