the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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