just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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