I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
