Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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