Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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