god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The uberlube is also flammable
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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