Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
there is glitter all over my balls
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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