Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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