Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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