I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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