If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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