Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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